Thou Shall Not...

Road Dawgs "10 commandments" in Travelling with friends.

Please be guided accordingly & spread the word with your squad.

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1 Thou Shall Not pa-VIP

You thought i love you is the greatest lie ever been told well you might think twice because I'm sure many of us have already been a victim of this line, "OTW". The most lethal three letters in human history. Its fine to be late for about 15-30 minutes, its still understandable. But more than 30 minutes its just unbearable. Most of us, must practice not be late because first of all you're a VIP, and you're wasting your friends' time. So get up and take a bath you lazy ant!

2 Thou Shall Not Be a Cancer

Cancer was defined in the previous articles and types of it. So if you havent read that yet , you must. Please its 2017 already help eradicate cancer by not being one. Dont be a talkshit, life is too short to be a cancer mate. So start preparing and go travel with your friends. So yes to a #CancerFreeSquad.

3 Thou Shall Not X Factor

Maybe youre not completely aware of X factor. Well these are your friends that is hungry for exposure, especially in pictures. Please Sir and Ma'am we also want pictures of us, so we are begging you get rid of your ugly face in front of the camera.

4 Thou Shall Not Kyah Pimbarya

I know we promote an cheaper way to travel but please bring any amount of money. This friend mostly depend on their friends' money. Its like your wallet is everyone's wallet. And the worse part of this is they will borrow your money and their debt will be long gone forgotten. Its just very unfortunate my friend.

5 Thou Shall Not MMK

We all have dramas in life. But please learn the perfect timing to release your pain and agony. Have you experienced this, you all having fun and enjoying the adventure all of the sudden there is this one friend that starts being dramatic. Like all of you were clueless where on earth that came from. We travel because we wanna escape reality and this friend reminds us about it. In simpler words they are called KJ.

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6 Thou Shall Not Chandelier

Are you familiar of the song Chanderlier by Sia ? Maybe youre wondering what is this right ? Well just sing it and you'll find it out. Just like i said before i know we promote a cheaper to travel but please dont ditch paying fares.

7 Thou Shall Not BAKAW

We are a squad everything must be equally divided right ? But this friend completely forgot about this. Often times we prepare foods for our road trips because its cheaper than buying to any fast food. Well it is somehow. Its for the whole squad, THE WHOLE SQUAD, its not all yours. We also want to eat my friend is it okay ? Because we are also starving not just you, understand?

8 Thou Shall Not The Flash

We all have personal stuff but this friend completely violates this. They are like the flash in using and borrowing your things. Sometimes, they even use it without your permission. And the worse part, they also forgot to return it. Our parents taught us to return things that is not ours, so please i need my toothbrush can you give it back?

9 Thou Shall Not Skip Ligo Day

We will spend the whole day together, i need fresh air. Dont be frightened by the water i know its cold. They are the friends that are "papunta pa lang" smells like "pauwe na".

10 Thou Shall Not Be Marc Logan

"Meron akong kwento ano yon?". All of us wants to share stories or updates our life but this friend is like narcisist. Our adventure is like all about you please try to understand that. And often times this comes with the perfect combination of bad breathe. Please dont skip ligo day and also toothbrush.

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There you have it! So keep in mind and practice as necessary.